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A pretentious homosexual that exists by feeding off the laughs of pity that they get for repeating the same poor, unoriginal jokes endlessly.
guy 1: Mike is such a homo, I wanna shove his wannabe hype-beast shoes up his ass.

guy 2: *pretends to chuckle*
guy 1: Like seriously, all the way up his rectum. His wannabe hype beast shoes. Up.

guy 2: *pretends to chuckle once more*
guy 1: I really wanna just take his wannabe..
guy 2: Shut the fuck up gaydeep.

Gaykeeping 

Similar to Gatekeeping, the act of shaming, belittling, or alienating individuals from the LGBT+ and wider queer communities on the premise of "not being gay/queer enough".

It most commonly happens to bi/pansexual people currently in a heterosexual relationship, but can affect others such as the genderqueer, or even just someone who rejected another gay.
"Don't you just hate Gaykeeping?"
"Oh man, I know right? The other day this girl called me a fake ass lesbian because of my boyfriend, even though I told her that I'm Bi"
"Ridiculous"
Gaykeeping by Anntire July 12, 2018

Gaykeeper 

If any player on a soccer team is supposed to be gay, it’s mostly likely it’ll be a goalkeeper. Periodt.
L: Oh, do you know that, if talkin about soccer team, goalkeeper is most likely to be the most gay-ish person.
M: Fr?
L: Yuh. They r called gaykeepers.
Gaykeeper by babybye July 17, 2020
In general, a Punjabi male. The term is usually associated with heavy drinking and smoking, listening to rap/popular music, and in general "living in the moment". Often times, this translates into extreme Punjabi tribalism and general belligerence toward those who insult them. Most Gandeeps consequently display various levels of indifference to academic and intellectual affairs; the select few who don't, however, tend to be distinguished in the science, technology, and business worlds.
"Dude, that guy got piss drunk at the party last night. What a fucking Gandeep."
"Tukade tukada kara dun ge je hojoo panga." ("We're gonna cut you into pieces if you try to pull bullshit on us") - A typical line from a belligerent Gandeep
Gandeep by topkekmemer12016 February 13, 2017

gaykeeper 

The gaykeeper is the straights gay gatekeeper friend. The gaykeeper is someone who is very hot and is very connected to powerful gay men and you use them to getting invited to fabulous parties, so you can mix, mingle and network. It's usually a woman or a less attractive gay male who needs a gaykeeper.
My gaykeeper friend got me into the Vogue after party.

I totally met Michael Kors last night!

how's that?

Through my gaykeeper , Sam.
gaykeeper by bragladish June 5, 2016

Asslight gaykeep girlballs 

A variation of the phrase Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

gaykeeper 

bitches whose sexuality is their only personality and gatekeep being fruity.
"god, charlie is so boring, all they can talk about is how they're gay!"
"right, they're such a gaykeeper."
gaykeeper by grassdirt February 4, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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