gay tim

A man who claims heterosexuality while clearly exhibiting homosexual tendencies. Example: having a history of participating in cheerleading and/or other significantly un-manly activities (knitting, dance lessons, clothes shopping, etc.), and attempting to increase the manliness of said activities by explaining that they partnered with their sister.

Additionally, this man will likely possess a very lady-like animal, most likely a dog with a stupid name.

This man will attempt to cover up his femininity by claiming and subsequently denying having a girlfriend who wears pajama pants but refuses to be seen in public.

"Dude, I told Gay Tim to bring his dog Rufus to our barbecue."

gay tim by Franzia23 June 8, 2014

Gay timmy 

An adjective pertaining to a homosexual who has scenie wenie hair and enjoys 10 different penises...

Wow you've sucked 10 penises stop being such a Gay timmy.

Gay timmy by lolatthehamster April 18, 2010

gay time

The act of being habitually late.

Q: Where is he?
A: He’ll be here in about 20-minutes, he’s on gay time.

gay time by SF Guy February 11, 2006

gay time

a time meaning "when-i'm-ready-o'clock." usually running about a half hour late.

"When's John going to arrive?"
"He said he'd be here at two, but he's on gay time, but he probably won't show until three."

gay time by slc2013 August 5, 2009

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity 

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol

Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018

gay old time 

What Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were having when Wilma and Betty were out

We'll have a yabba dabba doo time

A dabba doo time

We'll have a gay old time!

gay old time by JCJ August 29, 2006

gay old time 

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.

1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.

gay old time by Rory December 18, 2004