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The pink membrane of one's anus that will stick to the penis, during anal sex, and slide slightly out of the body if not properly lubricated.
Dude, I was having butt secks with this girl last night and her garflap kept sticking out. It was freaky.
garflap by Troubadour Pompadour November 7, 2006
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garflald 

Shut up you fucking Garflald.
garflald by Jesus Garflald July 16, 2021
Someone who you would consider to be both (in derogatory terms) gay and a pissflap.
Look at that guy dancing with those girls, he's a real gayflap.
Gayflap by Pipster_UK October 9, 2008

garflaganoodlegland 

This is another word for your stomach
my garflaganoodlegland is happy after eating such a delicious meal
garflaganoodlegland by arashay April 20, 2008

Garflangooniun

Garflangoonium is Element Number 120 on the Periodic Table, also used in slang to express something crazy.
Baller: garflangooniun

synth: gar
Garflangooniun by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

garflangoonium 

garflangoonium is the 120th element in the periodic table
neb: GARFLANGOONIUM BRO

synf: gar
garflangoonium by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

garflangoonium 

When bro is totally of his yeak bro. Straight goonin right now.
Eisenhower: "Ayo Jamal is goonin bro, jit is pure garflangoonium right now"
garflangoonium by SynthJZ January 5, 2024
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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