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Of or relating to the term for a female dog. A lowly home wrecking slut with minimal education and work experience. This phrase may not be used in coordination with a male of any species and those to whom it refers are typically either mentally handicapped or eat shit for breakfast.
Wow she is such a ganzke.
ganzke by candymancan August 24, 2009
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Coolest people on the face of the earth, outgoing. Strive to be the best.

Although, Late for just about any party/meeting/get together... etc
Man, I wish i was a Ganzel.
Ganzel by yourendisnigh1 July 21, 2009
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ganzke • ganked • Ganker • ganket • gangked • ganke • ganked up • ganzie • gangkee • Gangker

booty ganker 

Somebody who likes to steal other's booty.
-Captain Jack took our booty- jimmy
-what a booty ganker- bob
booty ganker by Waltor May 8, 2008
Ganker: (gayn-kur) noun: A person who is too bad at Dark Souls to ever win a fair fight, and decides to use cheap tactics like 3v1ing and TWoP to get a few bull shit wins so he can feel good about himself.
Wow, I invaded a guys world in dark souls, and he had his two friends gang up on me. What a ganker.
ganker by DarkSoulz September 2, 2012

ganked up 

His teeth are so ganked up.
ganked up by geogirl September 26, 2008
a huge amount of smokeless tobacco in someones mouth
Oh my god, did you see the gangker kurb had in?
Gangker by Dennis Dobronte January 24, 2009
Shetland Dialect: A heavy woolen jumper, also known as an allover
Bouy yuns an affle fine ganzie doo his 'on.
ganzie by shet1 October 30, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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