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gantt chart 

A very boring chart used in making pointless decisions, especially if you are a highly overpaid person to talk bullshit. It is more commonly used by youngters as a swear word or insult as the word "gantt", when shouted, sounds remarkably like the word "cunt"
Jethro: Do you like that new guy
Mitch: No I think he is such a gantt chart
gantt chart by ISStudent June 5, 2011
Related Words
(verb) to procrastinate by over-planning the course of action.
n. a person who procrastinates by planning too much and never starting anything.

Derived from the over reliance of Gantt Charts by project managers, popularised by its ease of use on computers over networks in the late 1990s.
"I spent so much time gantting, she lost interest"
"Don't be such a gantt, let's just see what happens"
Gantt by Doctor Martin December 5, 2009

Gantt Chart 

Derivative of the Gantt Chart used in engineering project management: a graphical representation of your sexual exploits over time - often grouped by person and color coded corresponding to act.
Anne's doing really well with her New Year's Resolution to stay away from boys - she hasn't had to update her Gantt Chart in months!!
ok so yor doin this slut veronica up the butt hard and its been a while and yor about 2 splooge all over her back and then a meteorite hits u adn u throw up on her hamster who was kerkin 2 it and shove the hamster in her ear and jump out the window
shit jamie that was a fuckin awsum gantate on v last nite
gantate by Duke Mchugelarge April 26, 2005

dirty ganttchez 

A dirty sanchez gone wrong. Occurs when a male hears about the dirty sanchez from his friends; but, in the heat of the moment, mistakenly gives himself a fecal moustache instead.
After removing his finger from her butthole, Chris incorrectly gave himself a "dirty ganttchez."
A beautiful thai girl, who is flawless in every way.
Check out that girl! She's such a Gantita!
Gantita by Hoebtches November 29, 2011