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gantbt 

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Girls Are Not To Be Trusted. Originating from Donald Glover's old youtube video by derrickcomedy, about a girl who had sex with someone's best friend; "No fuck you belanie keep having sex with my best friend"
guy 1: "Dude are you ok? I heard Belanie had sex with your best friend"
guy 2: "gantbt"
gantbt by GANTBT June 27, 2017
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gantt chart 

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A very boring chart used in making pointless decisions, especially if you are a highly overpaid person to talk bullshit. It is more commonly used by youngters as a swear word or insult as the word "gantt", when shouted, sounds remarkably like the word "cunt"
Jethro: Do you like that new guy
Mitch: No I think he is such a gantt chart
gantt chart by ISStudent June 5, 2011
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gantbt • Gantt • Gantt Chart • gantate • GantBoy • Gantita • Gantty • dirty ganttchez • Schrödinger's Gantt

Gantt 

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(verb) to procrastinate by over-planning the course of action.
n. a person who procrastinates by planning too much and never starting anything.

Derived from the over reliance of Gantt Charts by project managers, popularised by its ease of use on computers over networks in the late 1990s.
"I spent so much time gantting, she lost interest"
"Don't be such a gantt, let's just see what happens"
Gantt by Doctor Martin December 5, 2009
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Gantt Chart 

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Derivative of the Gantt Chart used in engineering project management: a graphical representation of your sexual exploits over time - often grouped by person and color coded corresponding to act.
Anne's doing really well with her New Year's Resolution to stay away from boys - she hasn't had to update her Gantt Chart in months!!
Gantt Chart by FromPink2Purple May 13, 2010
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gantate

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ok so yor doin this slut veronica up the butt hard and its been a while and yor about 2 splooge all over her back and then a meteorite hits u adn u throw up on her hamster who was kerkin 2 it and shove the hamster in her ear and jump out the window
shit jamie that was a fuckin awsum gantate on v last nite
gantate by Duke Mchugelarge April 26, 2005
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dirty ganttchez 

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A dirty sanchez gone wrong. Occurs when a male hears about the dirty sanchez from his friends; but, in the heat of the moment, mistakenly gives himself a fecal moustache instead.
After removing his finger from her butthole, Chris incorrectly gave himself a "dirty ganttchez."
dirty ganttchez by John Curtis Holmes December 13, 2008
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Gantita 

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A beautiful thai girl, who is flawless in every way.
Check out that girl! She's such a Gantita!
Gantita by Hoebtches November 29, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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