gantbt
Girls Are Not To Be Trusted. Originating from Donald Glover's old youtube video by derrickcomedy, about a girl who had sex with someone's best friend; "No fuck you belanie keep having sex with my best friend"
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gantt chart
A very boring chart used in making pointless decisions, especially if you are a highly overpaid person to talk bullshit. It is more commonly used by youngters as a swear word or insult as the word "gantt", when shouted, sounds remarkably like the word "cunt"
gantt chart by ISStudent June 5, 2011
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Gantt
(verb) to procrastinate by over-planning the course of action.
n. a person who procrastinates by planning too much and never starting anything.
Derived from the over reliance of Gantt Charts by project managers, popularised by its ease of use on computers over networks in the late 1990s.
n. a person who procrastinates by planning too much and never starting anything.
Derived from the over reliance of Gantt Charts by project managers, popularised by its ease of use on computers over networks in the late 1990s.
"I spent so much time gantting, she lost interest"
"Don't be such a gantt, let's just see what happens"
"Don't be such a gantt, let's just see what happens"
Gantt by Doctor Martin December 5, 2009
Gantt Chart
Derivative of the Gantt Chart used in engineering project management: a graphical representation of your sexual exploits over time - often grouped by person and color coded corresponding to act.
Anne's doing really well with her New Year's Resolution to stay away from boys - she hasn't had to update her Gantt Chart in months!!
Gantt Chart by FromPink2Purple May 13, 2010
gantate
ok so yor doin this slut veronica up the butt hard and its been a while and yor about 2 splooge all over her back and then a meteorite hits u adn u throw up on her hamster who was kerkin 2 it and shove the hamster in her ear and jump out the window
gantate by Duke Mchugelarge April 26, 2005
dirty ganttchez
A dirty sanchez gone wrong. Occurs when a male hears about the dirty sanchez from his friends; but, in the heat of the moment, mistakenly gives himself a fecal moustache instead.
dirty ganttchez by John Curtis Holmes December 13, 2008
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