gantbt

Girls Are Not To Be Trusted. Originating from Donald Glover's old youtube video by derrickcomedy, about a girl who had sex with someone's best friend; "No fuck you belanie keep having sex with my best friend"

guy 1: "Dude are you ok? I heard Belanie had sex with your best friend"
guy 2: "gantbt"

by GANTBT June 27, 2017

gantt chart

A very boring chart used in making pointless decisions, especially if you are a highly overpaid person to talk bullshit. It is more commonly used by youngters as a swear word or insult as the word "gantt", when shouted, sounds remarkably like the word "cunt"

Jethro: Do you like that new guy
Mitch: No I think he is such a gantt chart

by ISStudent June 5, 2011

Gantt

(verb) to procrastinate by over-planning the course of action.
n. a person who procrastinates by planning too much and never starting anything.

Derived from the over reliance of Gantt Charts by project managers, popularised by its ease of use on computers over networks in the late 1990s.

"I spent so much time gantting, she lost interest"
"Don't be such a gantt, let's just see what happens"

by Doctor Martin December 5, 2009

Gantt Chart

Derivative of the Gantt Chart used in engineering project management: a graphical representation of your sexual exploits over time - often grouped by person and color coded corresponding to act.

Anne's doing really well with her New Year's Resolution to stay away from boys - she hasn't had to update her Gantt Chart in months!!

by FromPink2Purple May 13, 2010

gantate

ok so yor doin this slut veronica up the butt hard and its been a while and yor about 2 splooge all over her back and then a meteorite hits u adn u throw up on her hamster who was kerkin 2 it and shove the hamster in her ear and jump out the window

shit jamie that was a fuckin awsum gantate on v last nite

by Duke Mchugelarge April 26, 2005

dirty ganttchez

A dirty sanchez gone wrong. Occurs when a male hears about the dirty sanchez from his friends; but, in the heat of the moment, mistakenly gives himself a fecal moustache instead.

After removing his finger from her butthole, Chris incorrectly gave himself a "dirty ganttchez."

by John Curtis Holmes December 13, 2008

Gantita

A beautiful thai girl, who is flawless in every way.

Check out that girl! She's such a Gantita!

by Hoebtches November 29, 2011