gage coleman

(noun)

the sort of hygenically challenged guy that everyone knows but hates on some level. the guy will be morbidly obese and a chronic bullshitter - usually to make his sad life seam awesome. he may think he is black.

ur such a gage coleman

u smell a bit like gage coleman right now

gage coleman by durcs April 15, 2009

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Gage Coleman

Very attractive athletic dude treats his girlfriend with respect loves shoes and buys his girlfriend lots of gifts overall perfect man to be with

You are lucky to find a gage Coleman in your life

Gage Coleman by JohnMyers1 November 21, 2018

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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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