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antonym: shmelmex
n- a state of pure, unadulterated fail, from the likes of which one's pride and sanity cannot recover
v- to fail in a way that puts one in the state described above.
adj- of or pertaining to failing so hard that even committing ritualistic suicide is no longer a viable option for retaining one's honor.
Sasha Y. is made of fzark.
fzark by naudasd February 8, 2009
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Fuarkistan 

Fuarkistan ist the official homecountry of the sickkunts. It is established by the founder Zyzz who created this country in order to have a place where all the young alphas can live.
Even though this country has no real place on the globe, it’s existing in our hearts and is pushed by every single sickkunt out there.
Brah you’re looking shredded as fuark! Seems like you’ve entered Fuarkistan
Fuarkistan by Sickkunt Brah February 20, 2021
Related Words
fzark • fark • farkle • farking • farker • flark • farkel • Farkus • farka • farked
A re-spelling of the F word used to get around old online forums that would auto-censor other more common misspellings like fuk, fukk, fook, and even fuak. Fuark was the only way to say the F word on these forums. A well-known forum that did this was bodybuilding.com, which is where this phrase took off, especially when the legendary Zyzz started actually saying it out loud in his YouTube videos.
"I can't even lift light weight today, what the FUARK"
"Hey girl my dick is aesthetic as fuaaarrk"
fuark by That guy your mom sees December 1, 2020
An expression of excitment, emotion, and energy when something awesome happens, or a mad beat kicks in. Has no relation to "f***" but can be used in the same sentence with it.
Can be said as a simple "FUARK!" or an exaggerated "FUUUAAARRRK!!"
Originated by fitness enthusiast who goes by the nickname "Zyzz" or "Azyzz"
F***ing amazing tune! FUARK !" "Indeed. FUUUAARRRK!!
FUARK by ToMess Upton November 20, 2010

Fark Independent™ 

A vocally right-wing member of the news aggregation Web site fark.com who is now so embarrassed by the Bush administration that he claims to be an "independent" while taking every opportunity to bash members of the "democrat party." The term is typically accompanied by a trademark symbol.
"Claiming Obama is a secret Muslim again? I guess that's what we've come to expect from another fark independent™."
Fark Independent™ by crm114uk August 7, 2008

Juan Farkall

The number one ticket holder for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League Football Club.
The Sharks don't have much, but I suppose they have Juan Farkall.
Juan Farkall by NRL August 21, 2006

farkhunda 

A beautiful, intelligent, and caring girl who is hella funny. She is the light of the darkest days. You're the luckiest person alive if you know her. Don't ever underestimate a girl like farkhunda.
Farkhunda is soo pretty .
farkhunda by Safah.Cozy July 5, 2017
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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