furrimon

n. fur-e-mahn A sect of furries who wear Pokemon costumes with openings around the genitals in order to engage in sexual acts; the orgasmic sound should match the appropriate fighting yell of each individual pokemon. (E.G. Pikachu's costume requires a climatic orgasm to peak with PIKA-CHU!)

A furrimon I know, told me her experience with a Squritle she met at a bar.

furrimon by JakGladney March 22, 2010

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A flying farrimond

To fart with such force as to lift your arse from the chair

I was at work the other day in the office and all of a sudden the guy sat next to me was on a flying farrimond

A flying farrimond by jonnynomates December 18, 2010

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Farrimond

To blow the biggest fart ever

OMG I've just blown a right farrimond, I think I'll need to change my lien.

Farrimond by the prescriber December 15, 2010

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Furromones

When your snatch fur naturally grows faster to court a desirable partner.

Friend 1: I think he’s the one.

Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!

Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!

Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.

Furromones by sci-isms January 8, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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