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fumble jack 

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
fumble jack by evil ian November 23, 2010
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Jack Fumbler 

Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.
Jack Fumbler by anonymous March 14, 2025

Fumblejacked 

A word I have created. It means surprised…… but with emphasis
Friend: Wow, did you see Bradley’s hard rock abs? He wasn’t so fit last year!

Friend 2: I know!! I was so fumblejacked!!!
Fumblejacked by Iloveurmom3472 November 11, 2022