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fully automatic 

(adj.) The characteristic of a firearm being able to fire all rounds in its magazine with a single pull of the trigger.

Note: This characteristic is NOT indicated by the terms assault weapon or semi auto.
Fully automatic firearm types include machine guns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, and others. Some of these may also have a semi auto mode that can be selected.

"My UZI is a fully automatic firearm, and as such was already illegal before the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which banned semi auto rifles."
fully automatic by ed July 25, 2004
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Fully semi-automatic 

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

Fully Semi-Automatic 

The scariest thing in the whole world, the ability for ghost guns to fire 30 magazine clips in under a second. Used by the XR-15 Shorty to kill hundreds of people in seconds.
MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM 

what we should all aspire to
I can't wait for FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM!

fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexual 

the best and most inclusive sexuality. means the same as straight, but can also imply you are lonely. it also opens up the possibility for homiesexuality and identifying as fully-automatic or semi-automatic. this is the perfect sexuality for you if you are a submachine gun. if you don't appreciate and/or don't embrace people that identify as fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexual, you are fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexualphobic. this is not legal.
Guy 1: *touches guy 2's neck*
Guy 2: that's pretty fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexual if you ask me
Guy 1: oh yes daddy *moans*

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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