fulap

When someone gets so drunk that they are more than fucked up they are fulap.

Also used to describe a person with a hideous muffin-top.

Girl I am so fulaped right now!

Did you see the size of that woman's fulap?!

by ashes23 November 2, 2010

Flap me up, baby!

A term of endearment amongst flutes players, the superior instrument in a marching band ensemble.

Hey! Flap me up, baby!

by Flapbot May 30, 2020

Flap Noodle

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.

I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.

by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

by Roobeer October 10, 2020

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008

Spock flap

The Spock flap is the hinged cover that folds over a cellular phone or hand held radio to protect the face from damage and accidental use.
The Spock flap is named after Mr. Spock in the original Star Trek series because of the radios used in that show .

Why don’t buy a crack berry?
I need to have a Spock flap on my cell phone or I will be constantly butt dialing everybody.

by Fred 1989 July 6, 2010

Flap fishing

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

by docdebauch January 21, 2008