fuj

The excretion of a mucus-like substance from any orifice of the mammalian genus. Fuj can be numbered by orifice starting from the top of the head down (i.e. - 1 (left-eye), 2 (right-eye), 3 (left nostril), 4 (right nostril), 5 (left ear), 6 (right ear), 7 (mouth), 8 (left nipple), 9 (right nipple), 10 (genitalia), 11 (anal)...and if there are multiple fuj references they MUST be separated either by comma unless their are sequential order.

If there are conjoined twins then designation between twins must be used by a ".". Example: 2.1.7 (2=conjoined twin, 1=left twin, 7=mouth)

Additional spellings: fuj (ed, ing, -like, er, ee, ilation, s/es)

1. A side effect of Olestra is anal fuj (aka - fuj (11).

2. I fujed on my screen when I sneezed (aka - fuj (3,4,7) or multi-fuj (for general purposes only).

3. My wife got me so excited that I had premature fuj (aka - fuj(10))

4. I had such a bad case of the flu, that I suffered for multifuj (i.e. - nasal fuj, eye fuj)...(aka - fuj (1-4))

5. Conjoined twins where the twin located on the left fujs from the mouth (aka - fuj 2.1.7). If the right twin then it would be: fuj 2.2.7.

by Scott Horvath and Rick Maxey February 4, 2004

fuj_lao

Hot man. is zaddy.

Oh damn, is that fuj_lao? i want him to tie me up, beat me into a pulp and shame me.
/hj

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Chihiro fujisaki

Your new lord and master for all of eternity. He is the greatest thing to ever exist and he should be elected president. You should love him, and if you don't, you shall die.

"Dude, Chihiro Fujisaki is the greatest thing to ever exist!"
"I know, right?"

by PoopFacePoopManPoopHead294702 November 28, 2020

Fujisaki Scale

The Fujisaki Scale is a scale for measuring the intensity of Tornados based upon the damage an egg would inflict on construction materials.

Dale. This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one of them is open.

Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?

Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge

by RayRoy Strickland January 20, 2013

Fujimora Pantsu

A badass Japanese anime character who swings his axe at you, his best friend and nemisis is Kumasan

"I'm Fujimora Pantsu and I swing my axe at youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"

by fujimora pantsu February 7, 2012

fujoshi

Girls who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten girl"; male counterpart : fundanshi

Bailey admits that she is a fujoshi.

by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Fujoshi

Females who enjoys BL (boy love)or 'yaoi'.

My friend Celine is a Fujoshi

by Death Herself December 1, 2016