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The excretion of a mucus-like substance from any orifice of the mammalian genus. Fuj can be numbered by orifice starting from the top of the head down (i.e. - 1 (left-eye), 2 (right-eye), 3 (left nostril), 4 (right nostril), 5 (left ear), 6 (right ear), 7 (mouth), 8 (left nipple), 9 (right nipple), 10 (genitalia), 11 (anal)...and if there are multiple fuj references they MUST be separated either by comma unless their are sequential order.

If there are conjoined twins then designation between twins must be used by a ".". Example: 2.1.7 (2=conjoined twin, 1=left twin, 7=mouth)

Additional spellings: fuj (ed, ing, -like, er, ee, ilation, s/es)
1. A side effect of Olestra is anal fuj (aka - fuj (11).

2. I fujed on my screen when I sneezed (aka - fuj (3,4,7) or multi-fuj (for general purposes only).

3. My wife got me so excited that I had premature fuj (aka - fuj(10))

4. I had such a bad case of the flu, that I suffered for multifuj (i.e. - nasal fuj, eye fuj)...(aka - fuj (1-4))

5. Conjoined twins where the twin located on the left fujs from the mouth (aka - fuj 2.1.7). If the right twin then it would be: fuj 2.2.7.
fuj by Scott Horvath and Rick Maxey February 4, 2004
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Oh damn, is that fuj_lao? i want him to tie me up, beat me into a pulp and shame me.
/hj
fuj_lao by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Chihiro fujisaki 

Your new lord and master for all of eternity. He is the greatest thing to ever exist and he should be elected president. You should love him, and if you don't, you shall die.
"Dude, Chihiro Fujisaki is the greatest thing to ever exist!"
"I know, right?"

Fujisaki Scale 

The Fujisaki Scale is a scale for measuring the intensity of Tornados based upon the damage an egg would inflict on construction materials.
Dale. This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one of them is open.

Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?

Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge
Fujisaki Scale by RayRoy Strickland January 20, 2013

Fujimora Pantsu 

A badass Japanese anime character who swings his axe at you, his best friend and nemisis is Kumasan
"I'm Fujimora Pantsu and I swing my axe at youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"
Fujimora Pantsu by fujimora pantsu February 7, 2012
Girls who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten girl"; male counterpart : fundanshi
Bailey admits that she is a fujoshi.
fujoshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Females who enjoys BL (boy love)or 'yaoi'.
My friend Celine is a Fujoshi
Fujoshi by Death Herself December 1, 2016
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Respectfully 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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