fuck pipe

The most filthy word possible for female genitalia (ie cunt)

Jessifer: "Ive got a stupid name"
Mike: "Yeah, you fat fuck pipe!"

by Jessifer and mike January 07, 2006

Throbbing Fuck Pipe

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

by Luka Broad December 22, 2013

Pipe Fuck

When you stick your dick into a pipe filled with water but gets stuck that way. Very painful and harmful to your sperm count although feels wonderful, especially when the swishing of water occurs.

Tony: Hey Rob what's in your pants?

Rob: Screw you man, I had a nice pipe fuck yesterday!

by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020