fuck my old boots! 

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)

1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"

fuck my old boots! by shagg nasty February 7, 2005

fuck my old boots 

anger and frustration

fuck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap

fuck my old boots by leogets2007 September 17, 2008