ftsew 

FTSEW or foe the super epic win a longer version of FTW often used when someone loves something so much that they would throw there children off a cliff for

omg dragonite FTSEW laaaaaaawl

ftsew by bob likintung November 22, 2007

FTEW 

For the EPIC WIN!!!

Five gold stars FTEW!!!

FTEW by sweepindeth October 25, 2008

FTSW

Fuck This Stupid World

Khloe Kardashian rushes to Lamar Odom's bedside after he's found unconscious at a brothel? FTSW.

FTSW by Mickey Hawk December 5, 2015

ftswindle 

When something appears to be a scam or swindle, or if something unexpected cheats you out of an expected result.

Wale: omg im missin the game ftswindle..i thought it was espn

ftswindle by some_guy_ August 28, 2009

FTSE 

A British stock market indices provider.
Pronounces 'footsie'.

Guy 1: Shit man, 2007 was a crappy year. Almost all companies in the FTSE 100 lost ground.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard, good that we're not bankers. We don't need to worry about that shit cleaning the Goldman offices...

FTSE by Lilla EDET February 18, 2008

FTEW 

A variant of FTW. It means "For The Epic Win". It can be used when something wins by a huge margin.

I think Jeopardy is FTEW!

FTEW by Seth Friedman July 3, 2008

FTEWTF 

For The Epic "What The Fuck?"

Dog pooping on baby FTEWTF

FTEWTF by Astaroth_God October 21, 2009