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a guy, usually single, and possibly a latent homosexual, who will poke fun at people and or belittle them in front of a girl to make himself look cool.
"Hey you guys going for them shanties out there? *turns to the girl* .. oh wait, these guys are too young to know about shanties *walks away with a snarky laugh*"

"Dude that guy gets no ass, hes a total fruitwhistle"
by jballoons May 24, 2011
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