Froudie or Froud is a term originating from Portishead, North Somerset. A Froud is a person who partakes in the mythological act of picking food off the pavement and eating it.
' Leave those chips for the birdsJon, or people will think your'e a Froudie'
(pronounced FRUP-ple) A friend-couple. This can be used in multiple situations, in both a romantic and platonic context. For instance, if a pair of friends evolves into a couple, they are a frouple. If two friends are constantly together (perhaps often mistaken for a couple) they are a frouple. In some cases, a couple might also start out as a frouple, but evolve into just a standard couple if the relationship becomes very serious.
"Steve and Rachel are such a cute frouple. They were always together last year, and now they have started dating!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.