frog hammer

1)the act of smashing a frog with a hammer in order to release the mystical spirit of the god "Smalgnaphin"master of all things salty.

2) a curse used by the indigenous African tribe "Piko Piko" as an alternative to the word "fuck",having just been introduced by Scottish sheep herders looking to expand there grazing land.

go frog hammer your self!

by master witter November 6, 2010

hit the frog with a hammer

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005