fritzcuits

1 a:pronounced like biscuits. its when a person of man stature achieves yummyness
1 b: any of various hard or crisp dry baked products that taste manly: as (1)British : cracker 4 (2)British : cookie b: a small quick bread made from pieces of Fritz that has been rolled out and cut or dropped from a spoon 2: the chariot of civic after the first firing and lambo dooring a: a light yellowish accented wardrobe to match his rims b: a yellow accented anything

Jon looks so yummy. I want him to be my fritzcuit.

You look good victor! Want some of these Fritzcuits?

fritzcuits by youtube-MercTV September 27, 2008

Fritzytits 

A pyromaniac, sadistic fuck. He usually dreams about smoking and doing miscellaneous drugs. While masturbating vigorously to pictures of weed. He enjoys long walks on top of roofs with scarfs down his pants with the aroma of burning trash cans surrounding him. He is the cause of death in the north-west hemisphere by means of STD's.

OH NO! fritzytits just put my scarf in his pants while lighting a trash can on fire on top of our school!

Person 1: How did you get every STD known to man and some only to assorted insects?

Person 2: Fritzytits raped me...=

Fritzytits by Elliot Jake July 28, 2009

Fritzcism 

A chronic addiction to Discord and Reddit bots

Pers 1: Did you hear Johnathan added another bot to the server?
Pers 2: The Fritzcism is real

Fritzcism by primitiveaspid December 10, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008