freshemon

Freshman that have been "captured" by sophomores, juniors, and seniors to engage in epic combat in a pokemon-like fashion.
Names for freshemon are based on actual names.

Guy1: *whistle* standing in the lunch line, staying out of trouble *whistle*
Guy2: Bwahaha I shall cut in front of you!
Guy1: Hey, you weren't there before!
Guy2: Bwahaha we shall decide who gets this spot with a freshemon battle!
Guy1: Okay. GO FRANSAUR!
Guy2: Bwahaha. GO BILLYPUFF!
Guy1: Fransaur use hyper beam!
Freshman known as Fransaur: Fransaur!
Guy2 NOOO. My freshemon has been defeated!

by Some guy who just pwns you February 24, 2009

Freshmanjr

A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.

Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"

Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"

Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"

by Shit Man Dolla February 3, 2010

Freshman

A freshman is usually a student in their first year of high school. They enjoy stopping in the middle of the hallway to hug their friends during the 6 minute breaks you have between classes. They occasionally think that they are cooler than everyone else, though this does not apply to all freshman.

Freshman girl 1: OH MY GOD!!! JENNIFER! IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!!!

Freshman girl 2: LET'S BLOCK THE HALLWAY AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS!!

Freshman girl 1: OKAY!!!

by Avobiwonkenobi September 8, 2013

freshmen freak-out

when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.

Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.

by hugmonsta May 11, 2010

Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.

Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!

by Kashoot Myself September 1, 2019

Freshman Trance

When freshman girls think they can get with any upperclassman. However, the upperclassman only mess with them for their fresh and tight pussy.

“Nancy thinks brad really likes her, but she’s definitely in the freshman trance”

by owen🤧 February 2, 2018

Freshman

One of the best, and worst, of the classes in highschool. As 8th graders, these kids were used to receiving respect from younger kids. But as freshman, these kids are now used to receiving 1-3 things: Respect, Bullshit, and for some, Cock. Some freshman see themselves for who they are and respect their fellow upperclassmen, and in return receive LOTS of respect. Others, though, enter highschool with the "I'm better than you" mentality that earns a freshman nothing but well deserved bullshit. Some overly proud freshman are even exiled by their own classmates because they refuse to put up with them. Then, there's those few whorish young freshman who look 18 and go cock hunting. Wow, are we proud of them!

Freshman 1: Hey man, what's up?
Junior 1: Not too much man, nice to meet you!
(Respect = earned)

Freshman 2: Get outta my way!
Senior 1: Whatta bitch.
(Respect NOT earned. Let the Bullshit commence!)

Freshman 3: Ah! I love it!
Senior 2: How old are you? *Shrugs and continues*

by Nicky Sandman January 25, 2014