(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.
A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.
The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.
The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
by nolandc September 27, 2019