fredericksburg, va 

A city that is stuck between Northern Virginia and Richmond (Southern Virginia) and is also known as "Back in the Bushes" (Spotsylvania County). Home of the worst shopping center ever built, Central Park. A place where the women like to wear tight clothing regardless if they are thin or fat (most of them are fat rednecks). It also has a lot of Civil War history which the people of the city (Rednecks) are damn proud of. I would also like to point out that this is a place where the mullet lives and lesbians thrive.

"Hey man, let's go hang out at Walmart in Central Park."
"Is that the shopping center in Fredericksburg, VA?"
"Yeah."
"No thanks. It's bad enough I have to drive in traffic and fight idiots on 95 on the way to work in the morning to that other state (NoVA)."

fredericksburg, va by IH8NOVA March 31, 2007

Fredericksburg, VA 

An old money civil war town in Virginia nestled exactly one hour away from and directly between the nation's capitol, Washington, D.C., and the state's capital, Richmond, Virginia. Its motto: 'America's Most Historic City.' The boyhood home of George Washington, this town has everything from decadent downtown streets dating pre-Revolutionary War, and many Civil War battlefields around the area. It is consistently ranked among one of the most haunted cities in America. In the 21st century, Fredericksburg really saw an increase in population, commerce, and infrastructure. It is home to one of the largest outdoor malls in the United States, Central Park, as well as a mall and plenty of retail shopping. It is nestled right on Interstate 95. Many residents commute to Washington, D.C. daily, and real estate in the area has skyrocketed. It is slowly becoming and is formally considered part of the ever-expanding Northern Virginia region. It is the poster child for Suburban America, and every race, ethnicity, and type of person can be found here. Traffic is very, very bad - especially on weekends. There are plenty of outdoor activities and it is situated on the Rappahannock River, which flows into the Chesapeake Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. At the end of the day, it is what you make of it.

Fredericksburg, VA ... is it the North or the South?

Fredericksburg, VA by adrianaurelius February 17, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008