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Chekhov's footgun

An obvious bad decision made early on, noticed but ignored, that remains harmless for a significant period of time and inevitably causes damage when the decision is invoked.
"I'll just duct tape it, just a temporary fix. I'll do it properly later."
"That's Chekhov's footgun waiting to fire. Do it properly right now."
Chekhov's footgun by LeCircumflex February 2, 2026

footfunk 

Some smelly motherfucker who wears the same socks for an entire week!
DUUUUDE! Your fuckin house smells like footfunk!
footfunk by onenut March 5, 2003

Footgina 

The act of putting the soles of ones feet together in order to make a crevice suitable for intercourse. See Foot Fetish
Ian requested that his partner remove the callouses from her feet so he could have sex with her Footgina.
Footgina by moonminer January 10, 2009

footgonomic 

the same as ergonomic but for your foot.
"The acceleration pedal in the car had a very footgonomic design."
footgonomic by Tom Hanson-Akins September 5, 2005

footfunk 

The band footfunks the room.
footfunk by carll addy June 19, 2004

Footcunt 

A footcunt is an absolute shit price of fucknut. He is like a cunt, but also looks like a foot.
Anders is a footcunt
Footcunt by MegginMeggin January 20, 2016
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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