footgun

A podiatric penetration purposed pistol. A gun which is apparently designed for shooting yourself in the foot.

My favorite footgun: C++
Your favorite footgun: icon fonts
Everyone's favorite footgun: representative democracy

by brb, doll January 16, 2014

Chekhov's footgun

An obvious bad decision made early on, noticed but ignored, that remains harmless for a significant period of time and inevitably causes damage when the decision is invoked.

"I'll just duct tape it, just a temporary fix. I'll do it properly later."
"That's Chekhov's footgun waiting to fire. Do it properly right now."

by LeCircumflex February 2, 2026

footfunk

Some smelly motherfucker who wears the same socks for an entire week!

DUUUUDE! Your fuckin house smells like footfunk!

by onenut March 5, 2003

Footgina

The act of putting the soles of ones feet together in order to make a crevice suitable for intercourse. See Foot Fetish

Ian requested that his partner remove the callouses from her feet so he could have sex with her Footgina.

by moonminer January 10, 2009

footgonomic

the same as ergonomic but for your foot.

"The acceleration pedal in the car had a very footgonomic design."

by Tom Hanson-Akins September 5, 2005

footfunk

Putting stank in the place.

The band footfunks the room.

by carll addy June 19, 2004

Footcunt

A footcunt is an absolute shit price of fucknut. He is like a cunt, but also looks like a foot.

Anders is a footcunt

by MegginMeggin January 20, 2016