fmuckers 

A very humorous and clever Portmanteau of the word "fuck" and the popular jam and jelly brand "Smuckers." Commonly accompanied withe the word "jamn," an amalgamation of "Jiff" brand peanut butter and the expletive "damn." Used to denote something that is particularly sucktastical, usually school related.

Kid 1: "Dude, do we have any APUSH homework?"
Kid 2: "Yes. Read bleh"
Kid 1: "Fmuckers and jamn!"
Kid 2: "Tru dat"

Kid A: "Hey hoe, isn't that paper due tomorrow?"
Kid B: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Kid A: "Fmuckers and jamn!"
Kid B: "indeedddddddddddddddd"

fmuckers by lowd January 27, 2009

Goat-Fuckers International 

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.

Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .

Goat-Fuckers International by gfihater March 13, 2016

LITTLE FUCKERS 

little spoiled brats who think they can get away with anything

I said no to them little fuckers (J&P), so they went behind my back and asked their mother. THEM LITTLE FUCKERS!!!

LITTLE FUCKERS by AIRLOS August 10, 2007

Vacume Fuckers 

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

Vacume Fuckers by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

Fuckersberg 

There is a real town called this in Austria

I felt at home in Fuckersberg

Fuckersberg by Roger Ramrocker October 16, 2010

Shit-Ass Pet fuckers 

An infamous chain of pet stores. They've reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers store; the most common greeting being, "Get the fuck out of here, you idiot!" that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.

Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.

Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.

All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.

Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.

Damn those Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers. They fuck your pet. Dog food costs $1,000,000! That's clearly overpriced!

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.

Don't like it? Fuckin' screw! Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers!

Shit-Ass Pet fuckers by scraps992 March 22, 2011

Boring fuckers 

People who bore the fuck outta others just by being themselves or by following others as there own existence is pointless as they go through life using other peoples ideas..

1. Go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name, copy and paste this as ur status and put the first entry as a comment on Facebook.. Doin this makes you a follower of Boring fuckers and you too will become 1..

2. Constantly sending on 'Chain emails' and participate by doing what someone else has instructed you to do..Yet again you have just been welcomed to the Boring fuckers club..

3. Posting the same shite over and over again just cos no1 was interested the 1st time.. If it was annoyin the 1st time, then the 2nd,3rd and 4th times are even more fuckin annoyin.. Oh if you do this you are def a Boring fucker!..

4. Annoyin the fuck outta Mr L Burns by doing all of the above..

Boring fuckers by Lee Mad As Toast February 5, 2010