flukey dukey 

When you feel like you have to poop, but when you sit on the toilet you don't have to anymore.

I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.

flukey dukey by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010

Dukey Mc Flukey 

A female that has an extremely "Big Ass"

Man did you see that ass? Girlfriend got a Dukey Mc Flukey

Dukey Mc Flukey by craig tate October 15, 2007