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flossbagger 

flossbagger (n) one who's curly head of hair indicates a scrotum maned in a mesh of fine pubic hair resembling a women's outer labia. Indicates femininity.

to flossbag (v) to act like a woman and not like a man.
Man, Joey's a real flossbagger. I bet he's not wearing the pants in that relationship.

He's not coming to Boston tonight. He's staying home, flossbagging.
flossbagger by The Gravy April 16, 2009
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fooshbaggery 

An act of douchebaggery commited by an homosexual.
Ricky commited the ultimate act of fooshbaggery by replacing the ky jelly with super glue.
fooshbaggery by KillahKyade July 12, 2011
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