floor buffer 

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.

Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.

floor buffer by Good Luck Chuck February 2, 2009

Floor Buffer 

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

Floor Buffer by Jim E. Junk May 22, 2006

milwaukee floor buffer 

A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.

“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll

milwaukee floor buffer by asssucker.48 November 29, 2018

Wisconsin Floor Buffer 

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

Wisconsin Floor Buffer by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

Wisconsin Floorbuffer 

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around

I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

Wisconsin Floorbuffer by Dyke and ike November 1, 2008