flaming bag of poo

a paper bag filled up with horrible smelling poop, often left on someone you dislike doorstep, where it is then lit on fire, when the doorbell is rung. The people doing the act run like hell!

lighting bag of poo, running through the streets of patterson streaking and throwing bags of lit poop ringing doorbells and ditching. funnest game ever, now get off ur ass and try it!

flaming bag of poo by b-masta July 2, 2005

Flaming bag of dog poop 

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

Flaming bag of dog poop by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008