fizzy dick 

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'

"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

fizzy dick by Der Kriegenator May 22, 2016

Fizz Dick 

There are two types of fizz dick.

1. When you put pop rocks under the foreskin.

2. When you put mentos under the foreskin and dip the dick in coke.

He wanted to get freaky, so I gave him a fizz dick.

Fizz Dick by Fuckemandchuckem January 30, 2016

Fizz Dick 

fizz dick is when your mate has a mentos and 7 up in there mouth while giving a blow job

You want some fizz dick with that?

Fizz Dick by beana91 January 15, 2010

Dick Fizz 

When recieving a blowjob the man jizzes in the woman's mouth she then proceeds to swish the jizz around her mouth like mouthwash causing the jizz to become bubbly and spit like , dick fizz

Guy 1. How was last night
Guy2. It was sick , I had sex and gave her the dick fizz

Dick Fizz by sd_af123 September 20, 2015

dick cheese mc fuzzy boi 

when you have a super sticky dick

oh man that guy was a total dick cheese mc fuzzy boi

dick cheese mc fuzzy boi by myguymclovin December 17, 2018