A man that attracts finches in his anal cavity by hanging from a tree upside down with peanut butter and bird seed spread in his anus pretending to be a bird feeder.
A Finch Fucker can be seen hanging upside down like a circus clown with a mound of peanut and bird seed on his taint and ass waiting for an innocent finch to fly and make a nest.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)