A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave'sinsanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.
Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!
A mix between a firewall and a whale, stands for an oversized female, guarding a group of hot females, which you need to bypass in order to interact with the hot group.
Look at that booty!
- Yeah, but the firewhale is in the way.. we need a wingman to draw its attention first
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.