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fire chin

A redhead with a goatee.
Look at David, he has a sexy fire chin.
by Q-Unit January 17, 2008
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Chin like a fire hydrant

The opposite of a glass jaw. The ability to withstand multiple head punches, without getting KO'd or dropped
Chris leban has a chin like a fire hydrant, he's difficult to drop
by Super grammatica July 11, 2014
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chinese fire drill

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.
Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.

erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!
by animedude April 22, 2004
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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
by H Fowler July 29, 2012
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Chinese Fire Drill

1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.

2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade

See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
1
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...

2
Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
by Jsten December 9, 2008
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Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
by shmaters gee April 13, 2009
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chinese fire extinguisher

The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.
Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.
by Rustypecker7 June 9, 2014
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