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the act of walking somewhere with lots of people and pointing at random people and saying "OHHHHH!"

N/A...mother fucker i'll bitchidick you a new facedick! bitch! then i'll finger own you, then i'll tell you about a porcupine's balls! they're small! and they don't give a shit!

finger own by Dwntwn February 1, 2008

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FingerPwn

FingerPwning, is when you shove a foam finger up someone's dick. the feeling can only be described as this:

The September 11th attacks on your crotch!!!

HOLY CRAP, I GOT FINGERPWNED, AND NOW MY CROTCH IS GROUND ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!

FingerPwn by QuantumLeap420 March 27, 2011

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Fingeroni

Fingeroni - A session of fingering one's girlfriend; one provides Fingeroni in the same way one would provide a plate of Macaroni, Beef-A-Roni, Rice-A-Roni, etc.

eg. "I found James giving Donna a big helping of Fingeroni on my couch at the party and he never even said please."

"I caught James at my party giving a big helping of Fingeroni to Donna and he never even said please."

Fingeroni by DJ Musketnutz September 22, 2015

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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