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fibre cunt

A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.

The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.

No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
fibre cunt by assmasta March 31, 2017
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Professor ________ is a Fire Cunt.
Fire Cunt by dommers September 18, 2012
Max Garrard is such a cunt he’s a fire cunt. A cunt, but on fire. Fire cunt.
Fire cunt by Junt February 22, 2020

cunt fire 

When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.
I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!
cunt fire by Mountaincock February 21, 2015

fire breathing cunt dragon 

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)

cunt fire 

When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.
I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!
cunt fire by Mountaincock February 21, 2015

Fire breathing cunt 

An absolute, arrogant, despicable little twat who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life.

She’s usually a obnoxious fat and dumpy little twat
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me

Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt