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flumpf
Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.
The bane of bald Mancs everywhere
The bane of bald Mancs everywhere
flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019
flumpels
An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.
Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.
Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
flumpels by Cinnamon 。^‿^。 January 17, 2018
Flumpy
A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,
I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.
Or
I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all
Or
I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!
Or
I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all
Or
I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!
Flumpy by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019
flumpety dumpkin
A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017
frump and dump
The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.
frump and dump by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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