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Fem top
Fem top by WhatAmISamIAm May 18, 2020
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femtopenis
a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials
Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck
femtopenis by nitions and you want to use yo September 11, 2021
Femtopenis
An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
Femtopenis by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022
Femtopia
An amazing and lenient discord server in which everything is related to femboys! It's the Femboy Hooters of discord.
discord.gg/j4CtAvCV8J
discord.gg/j4CtAvCV8J
Femtopia by ThisNamePassesTheLengthOfNames July 15, 2021
femtopia
Soon we’ll be living in a femtopia where all complaints of harassment are taken seriously and investigated.
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