fauxtum

The fake nut sack hanging from the trailer hitch of a douche bag's pickup truck.

One reason not to closely follow a DBs pickup in the Midwest is the very real concern of your Honda being tea bagged by a fauxtum on a quick stop.

fauxtum by Gatorade sommelier September 7, 2014

fautumn 

The best season and the end to the argument of whether it’s “fall” or “autumn”. You’re welcome

“I can’t wait for fautumn, it’s my favorite season!” Or “Is is fall or autumn” “No, it’s fautumn bro”

fautumn by alshutka October 15, 2017

Fauxtombo 

A keyboard warrior with low esteem

''All he does is tweet and complain with no affirmative action in real life''

''Yea, that's a fauxtombo

Fauxtombo by therealisbaaaaaaack February 8, 2019

fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

fauxtunate by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017

Fauxtunes 

Continuing to wear your headphones after the music has stopped playing.

I was so in the zone when Backyard Betty finished, i didn't even realize I was listening to Fauxtunes!

Fauxtunes by Rilesworth9000 October 23, 2008

FauxTUS 

A television personality who accepts the role of president of the US.

Isn't FauxTUS doing a fantastic job dressing up as the leader of the free world?

FauxTUS by Joshwalla January 23, 2018

Fauxtempt 

To pretend to genuinely offer help or assistance, when you know you really don't want to. This is done with the hope that whoever you're "trying" to help out will ultimately decline your offer. In your mind, there is no chance it is going to happen. A successfully executed fauxtempt gets you out of work/assistance while making you look good. A poorly delivered fauxtempt just makes you look like a dbag.

"After dinner, John said he'd get up to wash the dishes but was easily convinced that he didn't have to. John's fauxtempt was successful."

On the flip side...

"Yea my buddy offered to help me move but as soon as I said he didn't have to, he jumped at the opportunity to rescind his offer. Nice fauxtempt, dbag."

Fauxtempt by A.G. Pennypacker October 2, 2011