fauxdestrian

1. A person standing at a crosswalk distracted by their electronics. Stopping traffic but not crossing.
2. A person attempting to walk in a crowd while texting, acting like a directionless zombie.

Look at that fauxdestrian.
What a fauxdestrian.
Did you see that fauxdestrian?

by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur March 1, 2018