Father J 

Father J... The best therapist in the world. He has a stock of females and males to give to other people.

He seems to be supplied by the Mysterious Dave Rail.

Father J, also known as Jigs, was a former roommate of Nitsuka in Lea's basement. Father J escaped the basement and now works as a therapist. Using his skills, he helps fix and strengthen people's relationships or even make them.

Father J has also become the center of attention in the Jigs Shrine (Jiro's Server). All hail Jigs!

Father J seems to have been shipped to one beautiful and lovely young girl. Chezca.
The relationship status is unknown.

But we know that she was knocked out in Round 1, so there will be no Round 2. Apparently she couldn't get up for a while due to the knockout.

Yo sup Father J! I think I found you another client!

Father J by 23456543 October 27, 2021

Father Joseph 

The last hit of a bowl.

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!

Father Joseph by FJ Himself October 3, 2013

Father Jon McGruder 

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.

Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."

Father Jon McGruder by thatoneguyfromdowntheway July 25, 2011

Father John Redmond 

A High School in Etobicoke, Ontario. This school has one of the highest stoner population. Surrounded by many favorite sesh spots, including the Mystical Forest, The Hidden Jungle and The Frozen Pond.

Typical day in Father John Redmond
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"

Father John Redmond by Jimo'n Parabola January 20, 2009

Father Jonathan's 

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

Father Jonathan's by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

Father Jamison

Father Jamison is one of the many gods of the pantheon. He uses his signature belts to do godly stuff. Other gods include: god, Gandalf, El Gabe, Surgeon Shane, Soy Sauce God, and Truly Cool Uncle.

Person 1: Father Jamison is my favorite god.
Person 2: I prefer El Gabe, Master of the Void.

Father Jamison by Chaplain Yoinkerton October 28, 2019

Father Joe 

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.

Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then

Father Joe by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020