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A variant of the slang word "shotgun" (a situation in a group of people where one person declares that they will ride in the passenger seat while the other 3 squeeze in the back seats of the car.)

When you are fat, preferably obese, you basically get shotgun. It would be really difficult to squeeze 2 more people in the back of a small car alongside a really fat person.
"fatgun!"
"huh?"
"i'm the biggest guy among us so i'll sit in the front to save the rest of you guys space"
"oh, okay, that makes sense"
fatgun by jakk765 June 21, 2014
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fatunger 

Nickname of Krasimira (fat girl)
facebook.com/krasim03?fref=ts
-Hi fatunger.
-So why am i a fatunger?
-'Cuz ya fat ass fuck .
fatunger by mimitu July 13, 2017
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the most precious pro hero under the sun in the mha universe
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He’s just a bit of a legend really.His surname is Faggun so he’s just called fags he’s always getting slapped on the head because of his dead trim like seriously it looks like fucking overgrown grass but he’s somehow respected because he’s just that guy.If you hate on a guy named faggun your probably gunna die of cancer
Hey faggun got slapped again
Faggun by ThatGuy473 February 18, 2020
A gay-lookin'assnigga-fashonista.
That fagunista started talking to my girl, so I made fun of his eye shadow. Then he hit me with his purse.
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A large dragon-type creature, found in Arnold. Built entirely of fat, it operates as an ASW aircraft when offered sufficient amounts of food.
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Fatgon by Bafrog February 3, 2003
A man with a bick DICK and is too sexy for the girls so they dont bother with him, which is why all the GUYS go for him. But he is super sexy and the best person out there and is a playboy.
"there are 3 different types of people...

- Pussies, Assholes, and Dicks, pussies think everyone deserves everything, assholes think everybody deserves nothing, but the Dicks just fuck them all. Be a dick, not a pussy or asshole."
Falgun is sexy
Falgun by My Name is nice June 9, 2020
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