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Glen Fatcock 

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!
Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄
Glen Fatcock by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
When a skinny person has a tattoo and later gains weight, so that the tattoo becomes stretched out
Johnny became overweight and now has a Fattoo on his Chest.
Fattoo by BruceLeeTheDragon October 18, 2008
A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016
The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.
Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011
To Facebook and poop at the same time.
I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.
facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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