fat on the couch

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Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.

My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.

fat on the couch by Tank178 November 7, 2005

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fat on the couch

Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.

Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.

1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.

2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.

fat on the couch by D Clem November 1, 2005

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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