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when you walk up a set of stairs and you're out of breath but you don't want to look like you're out of shape so you cough to make it look like your sick.
Person 1: Why does john have to fat cough when we're walking down stairs.

Person 2: He's 500 pounds give him a break.
by asdfhk;' November 02, 2011
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