fat blossom
We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.
I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.
I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.
fat blossom by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015
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fartblossom
fartblossom by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004
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fartblossom
Person who epitomizes a fart, at the exact moment of exit from the body, and at its maximum level of stench before diffusing into the atmosphere.
fartblossom by Sugrad November 15, 2006
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fartblossom by Gitarzan57 July 25, 2008
fartblossom
Poorly researched, chemically reproduced fake floral, citrus, or outdoorsy aerosol sprays used by homemakers hausfrau to mask the odors of trash cans, stinky furniture, food residue.... Sometimes far more repugnant smelling than the original offending odor
Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!
fartblossom by SnotBox October 27, 2008
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