Martha: Jesus H Ted! Can you go fart somewhere else? We’re eating!”
Ted: “ Sorry Dear. I take it you don’t like fartificially flavored food?”
Martha: “Put a cork in it Ted!”
Ted: “Yes’m...”
Ted: “ Sorry Dear. I take it you don’t like fartificially flavored food?”
Martha: “Put a cork in it Ted!”
Ted: “Yes’m...”
by Chili2 May 22, 2018
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