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fart smucker 

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!
fart smucker by Grue December 14, 2003
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fart sucker 

one who sucks farts out of another persons asspipe
Saddam is a fucking fart sucker.
fart sucker by Alicia December 31, 2004

fart sucker 

A fart sucker is an insult toward people you absolutely hate!
"You can't call me weird when your a fart sucker"
fart sucker by sexy scarlett lol November 29, 2022

Fart Sucker 

Someone named Curtis

Saying in accordance and belonging to AllThingsLindsay Inc.
Man, you're a real fart sucker- like Curtis.
Fart Sucker by WtfWhyNot April 17, 2019

smucken fart 

an extremely smart backwards person
Jody can count to ten, this makes him so smucken fart
smucken fart by Momo Hill February 24, 2009

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
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