Noun
Normally a woman (can be a man to I guess) that loves or "collects" homosexual men as friends. A woman would more than likely wind up marry a gay man and maybe have children together (good ol turkey baster) but would still be "allowed" to have their "fun". These women could be heterosexual or homosexual. It is about 50/50. See fag hag.
I collect fairyfag boi's, I sit them up on my selves and when they need it I dust them off and put them back up. I am a fairy collector not only because I collect fairies but because they collect me as well.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"