fagergic reaction

Involuntary "allergic" reactions that gays have. These do not present themselves with hives or asthma, rather over exuberant outward bursts of disdain and disgust that repeat with every person who will listen.

Mike- "I know this cap and gown are made 100% from post consumer recycled bottles, but I loathe being covered in so much polyester."
Ted- "She's having a fagergic reaction, everybody stand back."