facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures

John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

facebook stalkin by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

facebook stalking 

A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.

person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.

facebook stalking by Jenny19 December 27, 2005

Facebook Stalking 

Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.

Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?

Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.

Facebook Stalking by Jenny Caruso December 20, 2008

facebook stalking 

Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life

I am facebook stalking you right now

facebook stalking by ByRd December 11, 2007

Facebook Stalking 

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.

Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"

Facebook Stalking by Wordie69 July 29, 2009

Facebook Stalking 

A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide

I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!

Facebook Stalking by ELProphet September 19, 2009