facebay 

The Facebook marketplace feature where you can purchase stupid and not stupid things for more or less than they're worth.
A play on the eBay name.

"Oh where did you get the cot from?"
"Oh some weird guy was giving it away for free on Facebay. It's cool innit?!"

facebay by bb.booboo April 7, 2021

Facebawarkward 

Once you accept a friend on facebook, then then next time you see them, either of you do not mention it.

Hey, Jessica just accepted me as a friend on facebook, but when I saw her, she acted like she didn't know me...it was very facebawarkward...

Facebawarkward by marcmargaritaville July 29, 2009

facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.

A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."

facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

facebarf 

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance

Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"

facebarf by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011

Facebalk 

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

Facebalk by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

Facebaffle 

A mysterious or cryptic post on Facebook that is either only understood by a very small group of people or is complete non-sense. The proper facebaffle is never explained no matter if others inquire or not.

Suzy facebaffled when she posted “Last night I saw…WOW!” on Facebook then never explained what she meant.

Facebaffle by CSni July 18, 2009

Facegay 

Guys who write on facebook just like girls ie putting kisses after everything or extending letters in words and extensive use of smileys

Dude 1: errm, Im not quite sureee on that xx :P :)

Dude 2 to Dude 3: Man dude 1 is so facegay

Facegay by Yorma August 18, 2009